how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Judas (Lead Vocals)
The stereotype of the ugly, unfuckable feminist exists for a reason – because it’s still the last, best line of defence against any woman who is a little too loud, a little too political. Just tell her that if she goes on as she is, nobody will love her. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve always believed that part of the point of feminist politics – part of the point of any sort of radical politics – is that some principles are more important than being universally adored, particularly by the sort of men who would prefer women to smile quietly and grow our hair out.
when ur listening to ur favorite song and it hits the chorus
Best of the Confused Zoom
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
seriously the 5th time reblogging this non b&w gif sorry not sorry
AW I LOVE THIS
This line has never made any sense to me
*clears throat and pulls out binder labeled The Sound of Music Explained*
Captain von Trapp is used to calling the shots around his house. Now, Maria has come into his house and blatantly disobeyed his orders, taking authority for herself. He, seeing now that she has this authority, has subconsciously recognized it and blurts out the line in question because he’s flustered and angry
and distracted by a soaking wet nun.
That’s why she makes that face. She knows she’s gaining something here, she’s got some serious respect from the man who was originally going to summon her via whistle. Now they both know that she knows that they are on a level playing field and that he is actually listening to what she is saying he just doesn’t want to hear it.
*puts away binder and dusts hands* Thank you and good night.
I basically got no work done today but it was a good day and I feel good and that’s all that really matters
Sion Milosky. Photo: Flindt
a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist